This short story by Simon

This short story by Simon was picked as one of ten prize winners in a competition at his school. He's particularly chuffed about the fact that the two A students in his class, who also submitted stories, were less successful.
The story is in German of course but here's the Google translation for what it's worth. It's as useless as computer translations usually are but it's funny and you might get the gist of the original story.